Friend: Can I have a decaf skinny late and please bring me some sweetener?
Waiter: Are you sure? Our flat whites are much better!
Friend: I beg to differ, but whatever…I just want my coffee!
Me: (Thinking) Clearly you’re not after getting your recommended daily caffeine fix.
7 minutes later…
Friend: Excuse me waiter…did you use long-life milk? You can’t serve coffee with long life milk, ever! Read more →